She announced her abortion via fbk
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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