oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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