How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
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Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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