I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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