I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just high enough for therapy.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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