that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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