Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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