i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
My ATM looks so different sober.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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