It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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