There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
wow bdsm is so cute
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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