there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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