Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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