dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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