He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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