Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Drake has all the answers
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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