i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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