my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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