why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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