How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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