absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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