I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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