Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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