Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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