I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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