She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I party with great urgency now.
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