Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Your topless pictures make me question reality
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
The adults are the big ones right?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
