Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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