Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
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Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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