i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
where are my eyebrows?
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