so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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