Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
