great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
i out mim tonsoeep
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