My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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