Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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