The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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