Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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