Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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