He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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