wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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