I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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