I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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