okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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