If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my sisters under your porch take her home
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
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