What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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