i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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