How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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