He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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