But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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