he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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