why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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