He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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