She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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