Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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