He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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