This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
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The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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