ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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