her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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