ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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