hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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