honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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